The Last Kangaroo Jack Joke, I Promise.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: February 18, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
2-18-03
In the year 2013, Jerry Bruckenheimer takes over the world. All movies are re-editted to include rapping kangaroos.
Captain Willard (Martin Sheen), receives orders to seek out a renegade military outpost led by a mysterious rapping kangaroo (Brando) during the Vietnam War.
A man (Jack Nicholson) sent to a mental hospital finds the head rapping kangaroo (Louise Fletcher) a lot more dangerous than the other patients.
Mankind finds a mysterious, obviously artificial, artifact buried on the moon and, with the intelligent computer HAL, sets off on a quest. Also, there's a rapping kangaroo.