destroyalltacos does not endorse the mutilation of bears.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: August 14, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
8-14-03
Is there a problem, Officer?
A witness down the hill told me you just savagely ripped a bear's front limbs off. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to get in the car...
But I was merely going to cut off my own arms and replace them with those of the bear. This is a violation of my second amendment rights! I am outraged!
What does anything have to do with the second amendment here? You were performing cruelty to animals.
It's right there in the constitution, man! I have the right to bear-arms!
It's going to be one of those days again, I know it...