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| Is there a problem, Officer? | |
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| A witness down the hill told me you just savagely ripped a bear's front limbs off. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to get in the car... | |
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| But I was merely going to cut off my own arms and replace them with those of the bear. This is a violation of my second amendment rights! I am outraged! | |
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| What does anything have to do with the second amendment here? You were performing cruelty to animals. | |
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| It's right there in the constitution, man! I have the right to bear-arms! | |
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| It's going to be one of those days again, I know it... | |
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