A Tribute To The Greatest Moment In Cinema.

Author: DestroyAllTacos

Date: October 10, 2003

by DestroyAllTacos
10-10-03
I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper. The world is run by hideous aliens who can only be seen for what they really are with these special sunglasses I found. I want you, my only friend, to join me, put these on.
Look, I may be a kid who looks in no way like the character he's supposed to represent save for the fact that I'm black, but I know you're a crazy motherfucker. Hell no!
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!!
Some time later...
PUT ON THE GLASSES!!! PUT... ON... THE GLASSES!!!!
Holy shit, I just went to the bathroom, got a snack, created an eternal motion device, and read War And Peace, and they're still fighting about the damn sunglasses.