CC 154: (Stereotypical) Freudians have all the answers!

Author: Devin

Date: November 18, 2002

by Devin
11-18-02
I've been terrified of women for 50 years-- I can't even think about them without screaming for help!
Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child.
Lately I've been dreaming that I'm various video game characters: Mario, Link, once I even dreamed I was Lara Croft.
Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child.
Sorry for whispering. My throat is really, really sore today.
Ah, your problem is that you did not receive enough attention from your mother as a child.