I don't know why I find this joke so funny

Author: Devin

Date: January 22, 2003

by Devin
1-22-03
What if the student was using an erasable pen? What if he was using a pen eraser? What if he made no mistakes?
Grr... what if a frog had wings? It wouldn't bruise its ass jumping up and down!
Oh yeah? What if Pac-man had wings? It wouldn't bruise its ass using the butt-bounce!