The perils of underage drinking

Author: Devin

Date: January 22, 2003

by Devin
1-22-03
*SCREECH*
Eek!
Oh my god, oh my god, she's dead! Oh geez, if they test me for DUI, I'm doomed!
Wow, she's hot...
I don't wanna go to jail! Let's get the hell out of-- what the hell are you doing down there?!
Hold on, I'll be done in fifteen minutes.