Dialogues from a typical smoker

Author: Devin

Date: February 7, 2003

by Devin
2-07-03
You know, they say that smokers have a 90% chance of dying prematurely.
Well, I'm gonna try to beat those odds!
Are you crazy? You only have a 10% chance of NOT dying!
Ha, if I try ten times, I'm almost guaranteed to beat those odds at least once!