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| I ask America to support my war, which will last ten-- oh wait, I can only be re-elected once-- four years! | |
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| I'm under arrest for being Muslim? The Constitution guarantees me freedom of religion! | |
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| The Constitution? That went out along with campaign finance reforms and fuel-efficient cars. | |
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and the Department of Homeland Security.
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| Citing that the Department of Homeland Security is essential, Bush sextupled its budget. | |
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| Woohoo! Now I can buy that fifth Porsche that I've always wanted! | |
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