I support terrorism

Author: Devin

Date: February 13, 2003

by Devin
2-13-03
...says Bush,
I ask America to support my war, which will last ten-- oh wait, I can only be re-elected once-- four years!
the FBI,
I'm under arrest for being Muslim? The Constitution guarantees me freedom of religion!
The Constitution? That went out along with campaign finance reforms and fuel-efficient cars.
and the Department of Homeland Security.
Citing that the Department of Homeland Security is essential, Bush sextupled its budget.
Woohoo! Now I can buy that fifth Porsche that I've always wanted!