Celebrity Justice

Author: Devin

Date: February 18, 2003

by Devin
2-18-03
Your honor, my client owns two mansions, endorses three major products, and just signed a multi-million-dollar contract.
The defendant, however, owns one mansion, endorsed one major product, and hasn't signed a movie deal in two years!
Objection, your honor! The plaintiff forgot to mention that the mansion that my client owns is made of solid diamond!