CC 171: The old joke (33)

Author: Devin

Date: February 20, 2003

by Devin
2-20-03
Look, let me clarify: I wish that I never had any wishes.
Okay, but I can't grant that because if you never had any wishes, you wouldn't have been able to make the one wishing that you never had any wishes.
Why are you being such an ass about this?