*sigh* Albertson's... (2)

Author: Devin

Date: September 26, 2002

by Devin
9-26-02
...But anyway, I am proud to announce that we are now giving you even MORE savings if you hold an Albertson's Preferred Customer's card!
...Hey, wait a minute! How is that different from a club card???
Well, um, it's, er, psst, psst (help me out here)...
Er, what?
Meanwhile, on a rooftop a mile away
Okay, we received the signal. Take him out.