If certain conservatives had their way

Author: Devin

Date: September 26, 2002

by Devin
9-26-02
For violating Louisiana penal code 166.2, desecrating our most sacred flag of the United States, I sentence you to death.
But wait! I swear, I did it by accident!
I mean, I wasn't looking when I put that stamp on! And when I stuck it on, it wouldn't come off! I had no choice but to mail the letter with an upside-down flag stamp!
Excuses, excuses. Get into the chair, you Commie!