CC 147: Zookeepers Suspended for Eating Animals

Author: Devin

Date: October 12, 2002

by Devin
10-12-02
The forensics lab positively identified tuna on your sandwich. I'm afraid you're fired.
You're firing me because I'm not a vegetarian?
Look, I don't know how they do it where you come from, but here in Berkeley we have no jobs for meat-craving scum like yourself.