You may have won $1 million dollars!

Author: Devlin

Date: September 30, 2002

by Devlin
9-30-02
Alright, the mail!
Mr. Stickman, we regret to inform you that your services will no longer be required. It has come to out attention that all strips featuring you has ended the same. You will be replaced immediately.
So, what am I supposed to do now?
Pound the nail into your skull and bleed a little bit.