The Return of the Killer Puns! (My sincere apologies)

Author: DexX

Date: March 18, 2001

by DexX
3-18-01
Life sucks... I suck... everything sucks... I wish I were dead...
Hey! Why so blue?
Hello. Did you know that I like to eat the hard-shelled edible seeds of some trees?
...but that's just nuts!
Hey! Could you lend me ten bucks, huh? Come on, I'll be your friend if you do. i promise I'll pay you back. Hey, what are you doing today? Can I hang around with you? Wanna see my infected toe?
Stop bugging me!