Remaking a classic - Remaking the remake...

Author: DexX

Date: March 18, 2001

by DexX
3-18-01
In a dingy film studio in California...
You're kidding?! You actually got _the_ Jon from Goats to come in and play a role in our unofficial Chicken Crossing the Road sequel?
Yep, he's on set doing his first scene now.
Wow! Does he realise it's not really a sequel at all, but a hardcore sadomasochistic beastio-porn parody?
Sure does. That was actually what convinced him to do it! Come and have a look...
Coming Soon: Why the Chicken Shot His Load
*swish-CRACK!*
Oh yes! Yes! I'm your road, babe! I'm your road! Walk across me! WALK ALL OVER ME!!!