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In a dingy film studio in California...
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| You're kidding?! You actually got _the_ Jon from Goats to come in and play a role in our unofficial Chicken Crossing the Road sequel? | |
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| Yep, he's on set doing his first scene now. | |
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| Wow! Does he realise it's not really a sequel at all, but a hardcore sadomasochistic beastio-porn parody? | |
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| Sure does. That was actually what convinced him to do it! Come and have a look... | |
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Coming Soon: Why the Chicken Shot His Load
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| Oh yes! Yes! I'm your road, babe! I'm your road! Walk across me! WALK ALL OVER ME!!! | |
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