Animal diseases are spreading!

Author: DexX

Date: April 2, 2001

by DexX
4-02-01
Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease
I suddenly have this bizarre urge to pick up one of those performing dogs and beat the clowns to death...
Don't do it! The giant orange manta ray that lives under by toenails says that if you do that, the world will suffer from a crippling shortage of cheese slices!
Dontcha just hate it when you have a good idea for a strip, but can only think of two panels' worth?
Sure do. That really sucks. If only we could have a third horrible rural plague so DexX could put in a third gag.
Foot-in-mouth Disease
Heya Pete, how's things?
Not bad... I was just fantasising about fucking you until you scream... oh shit, did I say that out loud???