|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Thanks for giving me an interview, sir! I am glad I have the opportunity to explain what a hard worker I am, and to tell you about my many useful skills... | |
 | |  |
|
 |
| | |
| That's fine, can we start by - | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| ...because I have amazing amounts of relevant work experience. I have been a specialist neurosurgeon, an architect, a NASA test pilot, president of the world... | |
| | |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| | |
| ...of course, those bastards will never give me any references, since they are being brain-washed by the criminal overlord who wants to ruin me... | |
| | |
|
|
| | |
| I'll close my eyes... I'll count to a hundred... if he's still here, I'll start screaming... | |
| | |
|
|
|
