ComConXIX: Defaults Discuss Dickens, Dicks, and Disprin...

Author: DexX

Date: April 5, 2001

by DexX
4-05-01
A short scene from "Carry on Dickens", currently being performed by the Beijing Minimalist Theatre Company...
The Major just said that if I liked his Dickens, he would share a long passage of it with me...
I think he is just trying to gain entrance to your stately pleasure dome.
...and yesterday he said he wanted to challenge me with a tough stanza from Dylan Thomas.
Silly old fool... his white rabbit is never going to disappear into your burrow, no matter how late he is for an important date.
Oh, and this morning, he orded me to strip naked, sit on his face, and ride his tongue like a wet pink saddle on a bucking bronco.
Didn't he notice the milky discharge? I'd better go get him some penicillin...