Comic Contest XXI - Move over Attenborough...

Author: DexX

Date: April 9, 2001

by DexX
4-09-01
Let's see what's on TV... *click*
*kssht!* -rengeti Plain, in the shadow of Mount Kilimanjaro. Here we see a confrontation between an ostrich and an elephant.
Yo, grey wrinkled BITCH! Yo goan step outta ma way or get ready ta par-lay-voo sum whupass!
Yo gotta big mout fuh such a scrawny li'l blue piece'a gutta trash! Ya'll gonna taste summa ma big grey kung fu, now, bitch!
They never should have let Jerry Springer start hosting wildlife documentaries...
Next up - "I'm Leaving You Because Your Plumage Is Too Dull". Right after these messages...