Why conquer the world when you have the simple pleasures?

Author: DexX

Date: January 11, 2001

by DexX
1-11-01
Not long after global nuclear war...
Well, whaddaya know! Those science geeks were right. Humanity wiped itself out, and only we cockroaches are left! Excellent!
Excellent? How?
We will rebuild! The cockroach will become master of the earth! No more Raid! No more rolled-up newspaper! No more big heavy crushing shoes!
But... but...
What?
All I want to do is roll around in faeces.