Three misused wishes...not overused, surely?

Author: DexX

Date: January 12, 2001

by DexX
1-12-01
We join the story after the whole lamp-rubbing cliche is done with...
Your wish is my command... three times... you know the drill...
You're a funny lookin' genie, but OK... Urrrrmmm... First, make me young n' sexy!
Doof!
Done!
Great! Next, I want you to turn into a skinny chick who wants my body...
Doof!
Me hungry...
Shit.