A likely story...

Author: DexX

Date: January 13, 2001

by DexX
1-13-01
I bought Controleuse a great gift for her birthday, and I was walking home with it...
Tump te tum...
When I was mugged by a creature from another world!
Freeze punk!
Why can't aliens ever be friendly?
...and he said, "Give me that expensive jewellery! I need it for my evil experiments!
It would save us both a lot of time if you would just admit you forgot.