Look! I did it on purpose!

Author: DexX

Date: January 13, 2001

by DexX
1-13-01
An introduction to transcendental meditation, an ancient mystical method for attaining an enlightened state of consciousness, opening doors to amazing powers, such as levitation...
What the hell is all that bullshit in the narration about?
Simple. The art of Zen meditation allows you to pass your conscious mind beyond the perceptual limits imposed upon us by this world, including gravity. Simply put, gravity no longer applies to you.
What a load of.... Agh! Get me down! get me down!
Returning to earth requires a reversal of the meditation process, allowing the mind to be distracted by trivial, earthly, and mudane matters.
Such as...?
A few minutes of The Shopping Channel usually does the trick.