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| ...and I was like "Fine!" and she was like "Great!" so I was like "I'm going!" and I went to the mall and K-mart has a special on tennis stuff... | |
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| ...so he got all righteous and shit and was like "I'm calling the cops" and I was like "Hey, chill, it was just a margarita!' but he was like... | |
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| ...and I got so drunk I threw up on the dog, and it bit my cousin Harold who works in a hardware store in the city, and he was really mad... | |
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