CC29: Extremely tasteless... is it any GOOD?

Author: DexX

Date: May 12, 2001

by DexX
5-12-01
We had some good times, didn't we Edna. I can still remember when we were silly teenagers, prancing from meeting place to meeting place, banging each other like nobody's business...
Hey, sexy, the candles are lit, and I'm all hot and ready over here. When ya gonna come over and give me some grandfatherly discipline?
Not long now, honey. Leave this old sex-machine in peace a moment longer.
Okay, but I'm taking off my clothes now now... Oooh, this big slab looks nice and comfy...
Sex in the in cemetery is great. It gets the kinky chicks horny, and chatting with my dead wife gives the Viagra time to kick in.