The Worst According to Snazench

Author: DexX

Date: January 15, 2001

by DexX
1-15-01
I have a terrible confession to make.
*rrrring!*
Damn! The phone's ringing! I don't have time to answer it because, as you can see from the background, I am in a crashing plane! Also, my verbosity has caused some formatting troubles...
I am only doing this to poke fun at snazench.
*rrring!* Uh, I mean... *crackle!*
Ah good, the phone spontaneously combusted. Now, I must drive a nail through my skull in order to escape.
He started it! He insulted my blue swirly background!
Aaaah, the nail has pierced my pineal gland, unleashing unheard of powers of something or other. Hey, check out the cool background!
That just about completes Snazench's list of warning signs, apart from "DIZZZACK!" and "feet for ears". Oh, how could I forget? ALL YOUR BASES ARE MINE!