Extremely tasteless and low-brow - just for Gabe!

Author: DexX

Date: June 8, 2001

by DexX
6-08-01
Twenty bucks for missionary. Thirty bucks for anal. Fifteen bucks for oral. Ten bucks for a handjob. Oh... and five bucks if you wanna go down on me.
Shit... I only have five bucks...
Two minutes later in a back alley...
*mmph* Oh my god... Shit! There's a bit of corn in here!
Don't worry about it, just keep going.
Ack! A piece of carrot! No, this is too disgusting. If I try to do this anymore I'm gonna vomit!
Doesn't matter - the last guy did.