Unusually meaningful - muchly apologisings.

Author: DexX

Date: June 8, 2001

by DexX
6-08-01
Great King Muotabe! I have seen a wonderful yet disturbing thing - great canoes, larger than elephants, have come to our shores, and pale-skinned men have come from them!
Ah, we have visitors. How wonderful. I shall greet them with the finest wines and fruits available to us. Quickly, my child, show me where they are...
Greetings, and welcome to our land. Would you be so kind as to attend a feast in your honour-
Die, barbaric, black-skinned bastard! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*
Aaaaahhh... *hic!* I am delighted to *hic!* belong to the enlightened and *hic!* shivilished shuperior white rashe! *hic!*