...for crimes against the art of haiku.

Author: DexX

Date: January 18, 2001

by DexX
1-18-01
Call the first witness!
...and then the middle line was "What is a vocabulary?" That is clearly eight syllables. I heard him say it!
*sigh*
Daming testimony indeed. Mr Spigot, how do you plead?
Guilty, your honour.
Very well, your punishment shall be having seventeen nails hammered into your head - five, seven, then five.
It's not my fault I can't count - I can't see my fingers!