Making a sequel to a remake of a classic...

Author: DexX

Date: January 20, 2001

by DexX
1-20-01
In a local video library...
Welcome to Monty's Video. Can I help you find anything?
Urrmmmm... I'm looking for that chicken crossing the road thing...
Yup, right here... What the Chicken Did After Crossing the Road...
What? No, no, that's that terrible sequel. I want the original. You know? The classic?
Oh, here. Why the Chicken Crossed the Road, starring Diablo de'Chicken...
No! No, you idiot! The original, not the remake! Ah, bugger it, I'm renting this film instead... Psycho, directed by Jan De Bont. Sounds like a great movie...