Dog haikus (as opposed to cat haikus)

Author: DexX

Date: January 20, 2001

by DexX
1-20-01
Yummy, I like food. / Eating food is really good, / Dog food is the best.
Who is at the door? / Should I bark or wag my tail? / Urinate, maybe?
Chasing cats is fun. / Sometimes mean cats scratch my nose. / Scratches really hurt.
Let's face it - dogs just aren't as complicated as cats.