Three unrelated cow jokes...

Author: DexX

Date: January 20, 2001

by DexX
1-20-01
Cows, OK? Not donkeys - COWS. Got it?
*Moo!*
Shit, I was just about to say that!
Quick! Get the farmer! I'm about the give birth! HURRY!!!
Don't have a cow, man.
Hey, are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?
Why should I be? I'm a chicken.