ComCon38: Australian Christmas

Author: DexX

Date: June 22, 2001

by DexX
6-22-01
Christmas in Australia is odd. It is in the middle of Summer, but we are surrounded by images of a White Christmas...
It's too hot to finish spraying that frost-in-a-can on the windows. I'm going for a swim.
I'd better go get Uncle Ron into his Santa costume...
When you combine such hot weather with a festive season, you know a lot of beer is going to vanish...
Hello Santa! Can I have the new Crocodile Hunter Ken and Barbie, and... Hey, are you okay, Santa?
Ho ho *hic!* fahkin ho...
Christmas spirit can fade. By mid-afternoon, after being woken by the kids at 5am after midnight mass and a hot sleepless night, add beer...
Sorry, Santa. Trevor drank the last of the beer.
He fuckin what? Oi, Trev! Git over ere! I'm gunna nailgun you to my fuckin naughty list...