Remaking a classic - recasting a classic...

Author: DexX

Date: January 24, 2001

by DexX
1-24-01
Hey Jesus! Can you have a look at this big lump on my... Hey, what happened to the usual guy?
He's been released on a good behaviour bond. I am now the Low Pass Jesus. It is punishment for my involvement in crimes against films and comics.
Damn! What did the last guy do to deserve that?
I think he had something to do with the making of the Spawn live action movie.
And for that he got nailed to a lump of wood and stuck in an endless cycle of bad comics? He got off lightly...
I think so. I would have executed the bastard.