Striving for the impossible.

Author: DexX

Date: August 9, 2001

by DexX
8-09-01
With so many funny bastards around, how can DexX even qualify, let alone compete?
Please Gabe! You're the funniest guy on here! Can't you tutor me or something?
Statistically improbable, buddy. But while you're down there... *zzzzip!*
He could always turn to surgical enhancement...
Doctor! You promised you would make me funny!
I'm not a miracle worker, boy. Be content - I gave you a nice new pair of breasts.
When all else fails. however, cheating is the best option...
Make it look like an accident. Kill everyone who is funnier than me.
Suuure, I'll see if I have a couple of months free in my schedule...