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| I don't know what the problem is! As far as I know, I didn't change anything, but yesterday I could get my email, and today it just won't connect... | |
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| I recognise this problem. I encounter it quite frequently. You see, the problem lies in your SHRIVELLED, USELESS, LITTLE BRAIN! *clunk!* Ah, time for lunch... | |
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| But... but... I was working frantically to restart an old man's heart! | |
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| Correction - you were working frantically to restart an old man's heart while parked across a driveway! Here's your ticket. | |
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| ...but you can't foreclose! We were only forty-five cents short on the repayment! My weekly paycheck was deposited five minutes later! I have seven children - you can't do this! | |
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| I'm dreadfully sorry, but you seem to have confused me with someone who gives a fuck. | |
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