Not even remotely funny, I just wanted to be first!

Author: DexX

Date: September 7, 2001

by DexX
9-07-01
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Oh shit! A shark! Okay, act casual, act casual...
Doo be da doop doop ba doopity doo...
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Ba doop doop doopa di doo...
*casual whistle*
Wow, nice trick, considering you have no lips and you are underwater...