The worst thing to say...

Author: DexX

Date: September 15, 2001

by DexX
9-15-01
...while talking with the police.
Are you sure I need a licence? It _is_ a stolen car, after all.
...while talking to social security.
Wait, let me think - which identity am I collecting for today?
...while roleplaying.
I'll run up and punch the dragon right on the nose!