Robot envy.

Author: DexX

Date: September 15, 2001

by DexX
9-15-01
I CAN CRUSH HUMANS TO PULP WITH MY BARE CLAWS!
I dispense refreshing drinks at a reasonable price!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES!
I can pick up a variety of easy-listening radio stations.
I COME IN A VARIETY OF ATTRACTIVE COLOURS.
Damn, you win!