Strewth! Steve bloody Irwin, by crikey!

Author: DexX

Date: September 16, 2001

by DexX
9-16-01
-- Crocadoile 'Unna --
G'day! Oi'm Steve Irwin, and by croikey 'ave me woife an Oi gotta beaut show for yas tonoight...
Yeah! He's Steve Irwin, all right! He sure is! Woah-wee, is he _ever_ Steve Irwin!
Later on in the show, Oi'll be danglin' me love spuds in the mouth of a great whoite shark!
Strewth! This is bloody dangerous!
...but first, Oi'm gunna see just how far Oi c'n take this ludicrous exaggeration of me 'Strayan accent, boi croikey!
How far? How far can he take it? He's Steve Irwin! He'll exaggerate it further than anyone else would ever dare! Just you watch him!