A reading from the Book of Arse

Author: DexX

Date: September 17, 2001

by DexX
9-17-01
You know, I think that arse we bought might be stolen. Says it belongs to someone called Obi Wan Kejobi. That name sound familiar to you?
Hmph... This arse is ours now. First thing tomorrow, I want you to take it in to Arsehead and get its memory erased.
Later, in Mos Arsely...
You don't need to see his identification. This isn't the arse you are looking for...
We don't need to see his identification...
Later still, in a seedy bar...
DexX, this man here says he can take us to Alderaarse...
Great, just my luck - a Browni.