The Ex-Arse-ist...

Author: DexX

Date: September 17, 2001

by DexX
9-17-01
Father Karras, I know that your faith has been weak since your mother died of arse cancer, but this girl needs your help! Please...
Ah, crap... okay, sure, I'll give it a go...
The power of Arse compels you! The power of Arse compels you!
The power of Arse compels you! The power of Arse compels you!
Mommy! mommy! I'm all better! Those nice dead priests fixed me!
Now remember, honey, if someone asks you to be in the sequel, you say, "Fuck off!" Got it?