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| And welcome back, viewers, to the Church of Arse on Ice, and may I say that this show is truly living up to the hyperbole. | |
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| It certainly is, Gabe. I don't know how Big Evil Dan manages to skate so gracefully in that big rubber arse costume... truly arsetacular. | |
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| Now we come to the grand finale, the whole congregation, skating in formation, carrying the huge flaming arse. Wait, what's this? | |
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| Oh no! DexX has tripped over, starting a chain reaction... everyone has tripped! The big flaming pile of arse is melting the ice! Oh the humanity! | |
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| What do you say, Dan? *choke* *glug* Stick with just the telethon next year? *blub* | |
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| Yeah... *blub* *choke* Ummm... are you sure this arms-crossed swimming technique really works? *glug* | |
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