Stereotypical Dumb Kid vs Verbose Self-Replicating Ungulant

Author: DexX

Date: September 19, 2001

by DexX
9-19-01
Uh... let me think... did the old Chinese guy who sold you my mum and dad say anything about dousing you in human urine?
Yep.
Uh-huh.
Sure did.
Weren't you listening?
Now you find out what happens to stupid kids who piss on irritable talking goats.