Serial ]I[ - A failed gag in every panel!

Author: DexX

Date: September 20, 2001

by DexX
9-20-01
Second banana! Fetch me a nuclear weapon as soon as possible! Now-ish, if you can.
Yes sir. OW! I forgot I can't salute with my bad back...
A very short while later...
Let's see... nukes, nukes... ohh, nude pics! Oh, they're just Gabe Billings' mother again... Ah, here it is - nukes!
eBay - Trade Online! For sale: One tactical thermonuclear warhead, comes complete with rocket-powered delivery system. Current bid: $12.80 (US currency) shussein@baghdad.net
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
"Now-ish, if you can?" Damn, that sounded wussy. I really have to try and be a more convincing evil overlord...
Come on, dad! You promised you'd read me The Cat in the Hat before I go to sleep.