Church of Arse: When doorknocking, be polite, but insistent.

Author: DexX

Date: September 20, 2001

Church of Arse: When doorknocking, be polite, but insistent. by DexX 9-20-01
*bing bong* Okay, James, remember - polite, but insistent. Polite, but insistent...	Hello? Join the Church of Arse, or I will kill you right now.	What was that!?!? Oh! Silly me! Sorry, I always do that! Join the Church of Arse _please_. ...or I will kill you right now. ...uh, thanks.