Church of Arse: Dan goes visiting.

Author: DexX

Date: September 20, 2001

by DexX
9-20-01
Come on in and sit down, young fella. I'll get you a cup of tea... How do you take it?
What? I don't take it! I administer it! ...oh, sorry... little bit of milk and one sugar, please. *ahem*
So, you're here about that new Church of Arse that's started up, eh? What's it all about, then?
What's it all about? Arse, of course. I thought that much was obvious.
Here's your tea. Yes, I understand it is about Arse, but then what? Obtaining arse? Penetrating arse? Observing arse?
Oh, just Arse in general, really. Oooh, teddy bear biscuits!