Church of Arse: On the Air, part 2

Author: DexX

Date: September 20, 2001

by DexX
9-20-01
Welcome back, listeners, to Theologically Thpeaking, a radio show dedicated to chatting about all that God stuff...
Mr. Wendy Spacklehead of Pluto asks, "Dear Panelists, with all the bad stuff that goes on, do you think God is a bit of a bastard?"
No, not at all. You know why? Bunnies. Bunnies are nice. See?
I disagree. He _has_ to be a bastard, or we will just, you know...
DexX, Dan, your views on the topic? Uh... DexX? Dan?
...I can't believe you think the guy on the left has a better arse! I mean, look at him!
Hey, you know I appreciate the bony ones. You don't have to make me feel like a freak about it, you prick...