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| Okay... Monsignor O'Herne and Rabbi SIlvermann seem to have fled in fear, so... uh... Tell me, what ideals is the Church of Arse based on? | |
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| I'm glad you asked, Nancy. You see, we believe that in the beginning, before the Earth was formed, there was first of all the Great Arse. | |
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| Yes, the Great Arse. Some of our detractors claim that they have studied our ancient texts, and the Great Arse is Steve Guttenberg... | |
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| Oh, come on, Dan. I was drunk. I made a joke about Steve Guttenberg being the Great Arse. Just stop going on about it! | |
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| *sniff* How can I just forget it? You know how much I liked the first two Police Academy films... | |
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