Church of Arse: On the Air, part three

Author: DexX

Date: September 20, 2001

by DexX
9-20-01
Okay... Monsignor O'Herne and Rabbi SIlvermann seem to have fled in fear, so... uh... Tell me, what ideals is the Church of Arse based on?
I'm glad you asked, Nancy. You see, we believe that in the beginning, before the Earth was formed, there was first of all the Great Arse.
Yes, the Great Arse. Some of our detractors claim that they have studied our ancient texts, and the Great Arse is Steve Guttenberg...
Oh, come on, Dan. I was drunk. I made a joke about Steve Guttenberg being the Great Arse. Just stop going on about it!
*sniff* How can I just forget it? You know how much I liked the first two Police Academy films...